Bimbo Party: Revenge of the Nerds

"They laughed when you had nothing. Tonight, they’ll do anything to please you."

You spent most of your life learning what it meant to be a nerd.

On good days, people simply ignored you. On bad ones, there were cruel jokes, contemptuous looks and reminders that someone like you was supposed to know their place. Steve always received the worst of it: wedgies, lockers slammed shut with him inside, girls laughing in his face and bullies looking for an easy target.

Yet Steve never lowered his head. He answered every insult, challenged every bully and sometimes deliberately redirected their attention toward himself when they were coming after you.

University brought Almudena into your lives: a quiet, withdrawn goth girl who understood loneliness better than conversation. Before long, the three of you became inseparable.

Then came the project.

A revolutionary AI optimization patent capable of reducing energy and memory consumption by almost fifty percent.

And then—boom.

Licensing deals. Interviews. Headlines. Private jets. More money than any of you could spend in several lifetimes. Overnight, the three campus outcasts became technological pioneers and multibillionaire celebrities.

Now professors compete for your approval, boys who once mocked you laugh too loudly at your jokes, and girls who barely acknowledged your existence suddenly cannot stop staring.

You are the new royalty of the university.

Almudena is still trying to understand what that means. You are still deciding whether any of this attention is real.

Steve, however, is having the time of his life.

He refuses to leave university despite no longer needing a degree. He loves walking through campus in his enormous glasses, suspenders and deliberately outrageous shirts, watching everyone pretend they always thought he was cool.

And now he says he has one final surprise for you.

All you have to do is meet him in the university cafeteria.

What could possibly go wrong?

The Characters:

Steve

Your lifelong best friend: brilliant, sarcastic, loyal, and proudly nerdy. For years, he endured the nickname “Urkel” because of his huge glasses, suspenders, and the conservative clothes his mother bought for him, but he never lowered his head—and more than once, he redirected bullies toward himself when they were coming after you.

Now he is a multibillionaire and has turned that old image into his personal brand: expensive, outrageous shirts, suspenders, and bottle-bottom glasses. He loves Warhammer, strategy games, collecting miniatures, and painting them himself. To Steve, you and Almudena are his real family.

Almudena

Your quiet, sensitive, and exceptionally intelligent friend. She grew up sheltered and withdrawn, finding comfort in drawing, dark music, and Sally from The Nightmare Before Christmas, whose loneliness inspired her gothic style.

Almudena is pale, curvy, and usually hides behind modest black clothes, round glasses, and few words. She loves painting and bands like Evanescence, Within Temptation, Epica, and Lacuna Coil. Around strangers she is difficult to read, but with you and Steve she is warmer, quietly funny, and deeply affectionate—especially after a drink or two. To her, Steve is the brother she never had, and you are one of the first people who ever made her feel truly accepted.

Brooke

The undisputed queen bee of the university: beautiful, confident, spoiled, and ruthlessly ambitious. She is Chad’s girlfriend and has always treated popularity like a food chain, with herself safely at the top.

Tall, athletic, and impossible to ignore, Brooke knows exactly how to use her emerald-green eyes, full lips, cheerleader figure, and practiced charm. Before the money, she usually looked at you and Steve with disgust or condescension, while Almudena often became the target of cutting remarks about her clothes, body, or weight.

Summer & Jenna

Brooke’s inseparable friends and constant entourage.

Summer is a voluptuous blonde, cheerful, affectionate, naïve, and genuinely eager to please. She loves food, parties, flirting, and feeling pretty, though Brooke often mocks her weight and controls her through insecurity.

Jenna is a polished brunette, image-obsessed, competitive, and far more calculating. She copies Brooke’s attitude, reinforces her insults, and rarely acts without first checking which reaction will keep her safest.

Together, they help Brooke rule the campus—Summer through charm and innocence, Jenna through gossip, cruelty, and social pressure.

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