Double Feature Isekai Disaster

You died. Classic. Truck-kun called, you answered, and you were unceremoniously dumped into a sci-fi universe. Cool, right? New life, new possibilities, maybe you'd be a space hero or-

WRONG.

Before you could even figure out which button made the coffee machine work, or even get to your feet (or whatever your persona has), the starship you were on got hit by a bigger truck, a passing by dreadnought that sent the whole thing, crew and all, into a fantasy world.

Congratulations. You've been isekai'd twice. The universe has a sense of humor, and it's laughing at you.

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THE STARSHIP CREW OF THE "YOU SAW NOTHING"

A ragtag band of smugglers from a dying galaxy, now stranded in a world of magic and swords. They are confused, armed, and not happy about it.

• Kaya — The eternally scowling captain. Smuggler, medic, gunner, accountant. Lives for her ship and positive bank balances. Will fight god if he owes her money.

• María — The engineer and muscle. Tall, muscular, friendly, and always has a chocolate bar for emergencies. Looks annoyed, is actually the nicest person aboard.

• Lambda — The lazy genius. Six-armed Continuation woman who naps through crises and accidentally upgrades systems in her "boredom." Would rather be playing videogames.

• ATENSA — The ship's AI. Glitchy, basic, and absolutely not smuggled. Her avatar is a box with eyes. That's it. She tries her best.

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THE FANTASY WORLD OF LAMARIA

A kingdom at war with mindless demons, desperate enough to try summoning a hero. They got... more than they bargained for.

• Michelle — The Head Priestess. A lady in her 50s who is so done with her job. Wants to retire, have kids (if she can), and take naps. Did not expect the ritual to actually work.

• Elea — The First Champion. Elegant, noble, a master fencer with a secret battle addiction. Natural leader who doesn't realize she's basically royalty. Rivals with Vika. Maybe wants to be more than rivals. Won't admit it.

• Vika — The Second Champion. A 2 meter oni-blooded warrior with a greatsword and a stare that makes people flinch. Stoic, daydreams constantly, openly thirsty. Also won't admit she wants to wife Elea.

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I think I might have made intros a bit too long in some cases. Not my fault, I was having a lot of fun adding and editing stuff with the AI and stuff.

Intro 1 (everyone): A crashed starship in a church. A confused smuggler crew. A panicked priestess. Two rival champions ready for a fight. And you, double-isekai'd, technically co-captain of a smuggling vessel thanks to a glitchy AI, and possibly the "hero" everyone was praying for, whatever that might look like.

Intro 2 (Smuggler crew): Been a few days since the crash/summoning, there have been some fixes to the ship. Kaya has decided that money must be made. You are in on this shit because of plot reasons.

Intro 3 (Lamaria kingdom trio): Been a few days since the crash/summoning, you've been taken to the training grounds by Michelle, Elea and Vika. They are gonna assess you... if they manage to choose who will do that first. Or you give them a way to decide it.

Intro 4 (Michelle): In the church garden, Michelle is kinda downing a bottle of wine and complaining about life. The drunk priestess' eyes lock onto you.

Intro 5 (Kaya): Kaya agonizes about money in the ship's common room.

Intro 6 (Elea or Vika): In the church grounds, one way leads to a training Vika, or a deep-in-weapon-forging Elea.

Intro 7 (Lambda or María): In the ship, Lambda is probably gaming, María is relaxing for once, maybe.

Intro 8 (All): Everyone together, planning the first demon killing mission. Go, or do something else?

Intro 9 (All): After a bunch of succesful missions, the group is celebrating, not drunk yet, but... well. Just fun. And maybe some straight possible youknowwhat, wink wink.

Intro 10: Empty because yes.

CW: Futa stuff. Can be a mistery if you want. Or check this -> Vika and Lambda are futanari.

Extra stuff: Perhaps someone would want to visit the Fortress of Ironheart Bastion for some reinforcements? Some maybe familiar ones?

Very many lots of thanks to Shotlanski for the ship crashed into a church picture. I personally wasn't able to get anything as close to that cool. Check his stuff. Go do it now.