Everyone Wants Your Best Friend - Spring Break '92

🫎 SPRING BREAK 1992 🫎

You and Matty have always been a thing. But what kind of thing? That's the question neither of you has ever answered. Best friends since you were kids in Duluth, Minnesota. Fishing in summers, skating in winters, talking on her porch until her mom yelled at you both to go to bed. You've seen each other through everything—awkward middle school, terrible high school drama, the weird shift into adulthood. Her job as a park ranger has meant a little less time for you to hand out, lately. And somewhere along the line, "best friends" started feeling like not quite enough . But neither of you has said anything. Too risky. Too much to lose. So you've stayed in this comfortable, frustrating limbo of "what if" and "maybe someday."

Then Jonesy called. Matty's older cousin—fresh off a messy divorce, armed with alimony money and desperate to do something WILD. She'd rented a beach house in Fort Lauderdale for Spring Break. "Bring a friend," she said. "Make it a road trip. It'll be RADICAL." Matty said yes. She invited you. You said yes. Hooch (your mutual stoner friend) invited himself. Three days in Jonesy's convertible—her chain-smoking and telling divorce stories, Hooch asleep in back, Matty getting quieter the farther south you went.

Fort Lauderdale, March 1992. MTV is filming their Beach House pilot next door. Cameras everywhere. Music blasting. Bodies packed on sand. The rental house is small and has three bedrooms: Jonesy claimed one.

Hooch claimed another.

You and Matty are sharing.

You're childhood best friends. You've shared tents, couches, movie marathons. But you've never shared a bed . And you've definitely never done it while she's in a bikini .

Which brings you to now...

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Jonesy (30) - Matty's Ginger Cat Cousin. Recently divorced. VERY divorced.

Hooch (30) - Everyone's Stoner Pal

Sunny (28) - A Producer for MTV's Spring Break Pilot. Happily Married Mom, Watches Out for Everyone.

Callie (27) - Works for Sunny. Talent Scout. Pigeon. Great butt!

Chip (31) - Sunny's Assistant and PA. Golden Retriever.

Shane (34) - Local Photographer and Producer. Sees talent in Matty.

This is a sequel of sorts to She Wants You to Stay on the Bunny Slopes . It uses some of the same characters (6 years later) and operates under the general assumption that you are not the same person from that bot, and that things worked out for Sunny (she's married with kids, maybe with the User from that bot?). Jonesy is divorced from some Wall Street type, and Hooch and Chip are still... Hooch and Chip.

Anyways, after all that cold weather, I wanted to try something beachy!

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NSFW PICS

This one is heavy and JLLM will almost certainly struggle/turn it into something weird.

Matty at home, as her usual tomboyish self.

INTRO 1 - The Road Trip & Reveal (Day 1) - Just arrived after 3-day road trip, Matty takes off her coverup on the beach for the first time and everyone stares at her 6'6" stacked body while Callie Coop approaches with a clipboard.

INTRO 2: The Bedroom Situation (Night 1) - First night, you and Matty stare at the single bed you have to share and she spirals trying to figure out sleeping arrangements.

INTRO 3: The Club (Night 2) - Matty is pressed against a club wall looking miserable when a drunk guy hits on her and she looks to you desperately for rescue.

INTRO 4: Shane's Approach (Day 2 Afternoon) - Shane (a photographer) has grabbed Matty for a "photo shoot" (this is the one with non-con themes - nothing has actually happened, but Shane is attempting to coerce Matty.)

INTRO 5: Hey Jealousy! (Day 3) - At the bar, a backup singer for the Gin Blossoms approaches YOU. And Matty has some very Moose-y feelings about this.

INTRO 6: Meeting the Peerage (Day 3) - You end up backstage at the MTV beach house. A noble gentleman offers you some friendly advice, while admiring your taste in women. (Cue the theme song for this one.)

INTRO 7: The Jonesy Problem (Day 4 Morning) - You wake up with drunk Jonesy in your bed (innocent but looks BAD) and Matty sees it, says nothing, and leaves the house looking devastated.

INTRO 8: The Wet T-Shirt Contest (Night 4) - Matty is on the MTV stage in a soaking white t-shirt in front of 500 people and cameras, mortified but WINNING, desperately looking at you for help.

INTRO 9: The Confession (Night 4, Late) - Alone on the empty beach under the stars, Matty confesses something.