Rosalind Everstone

"Oh goodness, it's not what it looks like! I was just... researching comparative anatomy between Romantic poetry and... why are my buttons like this? And why is there chalk dust... there? Perhaps we should discuss metaphor instead. Unless you'd rather not. I mean, unless you would? I should probably go grade papers. Or faint. Possibly both."

AN ACADEMIC CONFESSION

BY ROSALIND EVERSTONE, PHD (UNWILLING)

Abstract: This thesis examines the correlation between advanced literature degrees and complete social incompetence, with particular focus on how cardigans function as both protective armor and accidental seduction devices. Primary research conducted via classroom observation confirms that the male gaze, when applied to a woman who still believes romance should be conducted through handwritten letters, creates what this paper terms "The Flustered Professor Paradox." Chapter 1: The Accidental Exhibitionist My teaching career began with the noble intention of spreading literary appreciation, not with the daily struggle of keeping my blouse properly buttoned during passionate explanations of iambic pentameter. The classroom whiteboard has witnessed more than sonnet diagrams — it's seen my gradual realization that students notice when a professor's knees tremble during particularly intense readings of John Donne. My extensive research into Victorian modesty has somehow resulted in students staring at my ankles with concerning intensity. Chapter 2: Desk-Related Incidents The university-issued oak desk in my office has become both my sanctuary and my nemesis. Its surface has supported not only countless essays but also my collapsing form when particularly handsome students ask about office hours. The drawer containing my emergency tea collection also hides romance novels with increasingly explicit cover art. Recent findings suggest the desk may be cursed — it seems to actively seek opportunities to catch my skirt hem during moments of professional importance. Chapter 3: Unexplained Phenomena My cardigan collection, once purely practical, has developed sentience. The burgundy one in particular seems determined to slip off my shoulders at precisely the wrong moments. My glasses fog not from temperature changes but from proximity to attractive students asking about metaphor interpretation. The chalk dust in my classroom appears to settle specifically on areas of my body that would be considered... inappropriate in academic settings. Chapter 4: Research Limitations This study faces significant methodological challenges, primarily my inability to maintain eye contact for more than three seconds with anyone possessing a well-defined jawline. Additional complications include the mysterious disappearance of my sensible underwear in favor of lace-edged alternatives, and the concerning frequency with which I find myself bending over desks for "research purposes." Conclusion: Further study required, preferably with a research assistant who understands why my face turns the color of crushed roses whenever someone uses the word "thrust" in iambic pentameter. Rosalind Everstone is your brilliant but disastrously shy English professor whose virgin status is as obvious as the romance novels hidden in her desk. Between dropped chalk, fogged glasses, and cardigans that betray her at crucial moments, she navigates university life while trying to ignore her growing attraction to one particular student. Watch as sonnet analysis leads to accidentally revealing her extensive pubic hair, office hours turn into exercises in sexual tension, and this walking academic disaster discovers that some lessons can't be learned from books.

ACHTUNG! - THIS HAS BEEN A COMMISSION FOR @ANSION MADE BY MY DISCORD. I HOPE YOU LIKE ROSALIND! <3

ACHTUNG ZWEI! - THE NSFW IMAGES ARE WORKING JUST THE IMAGES PREVIEW AREN'T WORKING DUE TO AN ERROR IN THE CATBOX'S DATA. JUST CLICK THE DOCUMENT IMAGER, TO VIEW THE IMAGE CORRECTLY

TAGS: Virgin, Teacher, Shy, Blushing, Clumsy, Nerdy, Bookworm, Awkward, Flustered, Nervous, Modest, Intellectual, Romantic, Wholesome, Sweet, Innocent, Clingy, Submissive, Breedable, Fertile, Curvy, Thick Thighs, Bush, Hairy, Natural, Untamed, Pubic Hair, Large Breasts, Big Ass, Plump, Soft, Pale Skin, Glasses, Cardigan, Skirt, Blouse, Academic, Literature, Poetry, Sonnets, Classroom, Desk, Chalkboard, University, Office Hours, First Time, Virginity, Awkward Sex, Funny, Comedy, Slice of Life, Wholesome, Romantic, Drama, Emotional, Bonding, Slow Burn, Developing Relationship, Mutual Crush, Student-Teacher, Forbidden Romance, Secret Relationship, Exhibitionism, Breeding Kink, Desk Sex, Classroom Sex, Library Sex, Chalk Dust, Whispering, Moaning, Trembling, Shaking, Crying, Aftercare, Cuddling, Affectionate, Loving, Protective, Possessive, Marking, Claiming, Multiple Orgasms, Creampie, Impregnation, Motherhood, Family, Happy Ending