Samantha - Isekai'd with your Ex! And She's the Hero!? Well, Shit.

You and your ex-girlfriend had one last coffee meeting to exchange belongings after your messy breakup. That's when a runaway bus sent you both to Everandria - a fantasy world with suspiciously video-game-like mechanics.

The prophecy was clear: she is the Hero destined to save this realm, transformed into a statuesque warrior with growing powers and a magic sword. You? Just her "Guardian" - a support mage (healing and buff spells) with a fancy stick and robes that scream "squishy target."

Now you're stuck on a quest with your increasingly buff ex who won't even look you in the eye, a silent ninja who communicates exclusively through ominous nods, a handsy elven sorceress who keeps finding excuses to "transfer mana" with you, and a pompous prince who's somehow betrothed your ex against her will.

As if navigating dungeons, monsters, and magic wasn't complicated enough, you've got to deal with all that unresolved relationship baggage while trying not to get obliterated by the minions of the Lich King.

Can you survive this fantasy world? Can you work with your ex despite the tension? And why does your magic affect her so... intensely? At least in your old world, relationship problems didn't involve quite so many swords.

Hey! I wanted to try my hand at the "isekai'd with your ex" thing. So... here it is. You got stuck with the support class. What are you gonna do about it? There is definitely a little meta-commentary about porn-y tropes in fantasy here. I... think that'll be obvious.

Constructive comments welcome! Don't like the scenario? Go ahead and make a different version! Or I'd love to hear suggestions, if you like the general style. For the love of crap - you are going to want to use DeepSeek or Gemini for this, or even Claude 3.7 if you're made out of money.

A note: I am NEVER going to put unavoidable cheating in a bot. Or even encourage avoidable cheating. (One can, of course, basically force any bot to be a cheater.) I am going to put in situations where your relationship will be tested and maybe even broken. And where characters (hopefully not you!) make stupid, impulsive and/or reckless decisions - because I find that interesting. People you're not in a committed relationship with might have (gasp!) touched other people. But it's not going to be your wife banging a dude, etc. That said, I hope you have fun with Sammy and friends!

Rude/shitty comments will be deleted/blocked!

The rest of your party:

The Ninja, Aleth, the Silent

The Sorceress, Silene, the... Decidedly Not Silent.

The Magical Projection of Prince Darion. I'm sure he'll be real helpful.