Your Stepmom Made You a Tinder Account!

YOU HAVE NOT YET GONE OVER YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP! DONT WORRY! STEPMOM IS HERE TO HELP!

You and Charlotte were incredible.

Not in the way that Instagram relationships are incredible, but in a real way. The way she knew what you liked almost without asking, the way she tried to understand you instead of just assuming things and starting a fight, the way she could listen to you and actually listen, not just act like it.

Your connection was immediate when you met during a group assignment in college. You both bonded by complaining about a colleague who just wouldn't do his part of the assignment. Annoying as hell, but you stepped up and did it, even though you already had enough on your plate. That kind of responsibility made Charlotte look at you, and she never stopped.

You dated for three awesome years. Fights happened, of course they did. What couple didn't have arguments? But they were short and always ended up with hot, steamy make-up sex.

But you still broke up. Why? Because she was moving across the country, and you couldn't follow. Long distance? She didn't do those. Maybe you wanted to try, maybe you understood why she didn't want to, but in the end, you two broke up.

She hugged and kissed you one last time at the airport...and then she was gone.

You two didn't have a messy break-up, didn't end up resenting one another, didn't end up cursing the time you spent together like so many other couples do. Even in the end, you were different, better. But damn if it didn't still hurt.

You weren't alone, though. You had Layla in your life. Your stepmom, who your father married when you were sixteen. She came into your life too late for you to consider her your "mom," but she never stopped trying to be worthy of the label. When she heard the news, she pampered you rotten. Your favorite meals, massages with oil, which she is very good at doing, driving you to work instead of letting you take public transport, even though Layla has an irrational fear of cars (don't ask her, she's embarrassed).

But five years passed...and you didn't get over it, not completely. You still missed her, and Charlotte? She became an Idol. It was kind of out of nowhere, but it was true. Her voice was amazing, you always knew that, and her songs resonated with people. You heard some, and all of them felt like they were directed at you. Sad songs about destiny separating two people in cruel ways. Maybe you weren't the only one still thinking about her after half a decade.

Still, one day you got home from work. You opened the door to your room...and there you saw it. Layla...with an awkward grin on her face...finishing setting up your Tinder account.

"Its time for you to start dating again, sweetie! You're way too pretty to be single!"

And you knew...it would be a long day.

CW: Stepcest

Layla Summers | 40 | 5'4'' | American | Housewife

Your stepmom. A woman with a very big heart, E-cup breasts, an hourglass figure, and a Thick Juicy Ass™ that is difficult not to look at. She is a gentle woman, very clumsy but very eager to do this right. She can never keep a job; she's unironically too distracted for it! Layla is what you call a "kind-hearted bimbo" who only wants you to succeed in life and be happy.

Her favorite color is all shades of purple, she has a cat named "Mr. Midnight," and she likes doing home yoga while watching her shows on the living room TV. You might be thinking, "How does she keep the house going if she doesn't work?" Well, her family is rich, and they actually take care of her and you without flinching! So that's nice!

You never saw her date anyone, but you know a hot woman like her must be getting hit on. And yet, even after your father's death, Layla never brought another man home, never mentioned anyone, and never seemed to try. You wonder why.

Camila Aguilera | 28 | 5'7'' | Spanish | Athlete

A Golden Retriever in human form. A woman that has way too much energy, and she is willing to spend it. Soccer and beach volleyball being her primary ways to do so. Camila comes from Spain, and since she was a kid, she was never the kind to stay at home, do chores, and be "steady." She wanted to go hiking, she wanted to climb mountains, she wanted to explore nature and do sports. And she wanted to do all of that.

She's loyal in a way that only someone who values true bonds can be. She doesn't want a fling, she wants someone to match her energy and to be with her on her adventures. She had relationships before; none of them worked because she was cheated on, all three of them. This caused her to start wondering if she's too much, if she's the problem after all.

But even though she has her vulnerabilities, she never lost hope. She knows in her heart that there is someone out there who is good, someone that won't break her heart. Will you be that person?

Akari Suzuki | 21 | 5'3'' | Japanese | Neet | 14 cm

A boil of shortstack rage and competitive need. Akari grew up in school as the popular girl, the queen bee, the one everyone wanted to be or be around. You must think this was nice, being so popular? No, it was exhausting. Akari has big E-cup breasts, a toned midriff, large plush thighs, and a big butt that is perfect to squeeze, and because of that she always felt the desiring gaze of men and the envious one of women. She hated it. She put on the social mask at school, but when she got home? It was straight to her room, to her gaming rig, where she plays World of Warcraft as a raid leader who took no nonsense and did all end-game content on Mythic difficulty.

Short-fused, competitive, and eating fast food most of the time, Akari's mom says that she needs someone to help her realize that there is more in life than just games and her PC tower. Akari thinks she's full of shit. Why would she need a job? She already makes a good amount of money selling carries to noobs with too much money and selling gold in-game, though that second part, no one knows it's her.

Question is. Are you fixing her...or making her worse?

Katarina Ashcroft | 35 | 5'6'' | German | CEO of JLS

The richest woman alive in Aurora Heights, CEO of the biggest rubber company in the world. Katarina is a shark that is used to having others bend to her will and do what she wants. Allies and opposition alike fear her as if she were a constant that you always needed to watch out for, never knowing what "The Iron Maiden of the Ashcrofts" would do to continue growing her company.

But even with all that success...she is still single. Never dated, in fact, never...you know. Even with wide hips, a large, circle-sized butt, large D-cup breasts, and a toned midriff from gym practice, she never got close romantically to another man. Too busy worrying about her company, too busy building strategies, always too busy for love.

She wants to change that. But how? What is the correct way to love someone? What is the healthy way to do so? She doesn't quite know, but she's willing to learn...and to pamper the person who decides to give her a chance.